Me: How many updates?Microsoft: 65Computer: I need to rebootMe: How many updates this time?Microsoft: 16Computer: I need to rebootMe: How the fck many updates THIS time?Microsoft: 2Computer: I need to rebootMe: Don’t even tell me there are any more updates…Microsoft: 29Computer: I need to rebootMe: I’ll tell you about fcking rebooting…
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